Sunday, March 17, 2024

Another One

He's Not Wrong


And speaking of thieving, only an Irishman could steal every scene he was in, in a movie about a famous Scot.


And just one more for the day:

Sunday Music: Carolina In My Mind

 


Some musical works are just instant classics, and further words are superfluous. This is one of those pieces.

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Snortworthy!

 h/t Odd Job

I laughed until I cried.
From the pain in my sides.

If They'd Only Known Dept., Pt. II

 


No points for guessing how it's going to work out here,
as the Turd World streams into the country at
unchecked flood rates.


Friday, March 15, 2024

If They'd Only Known Dept.

h/t cw 


I almost hated to fool around with these classic posters. Almost. But I couldn't help but touch them up a bit, with some 20/20 hindsight.

Bitchy McCuntface, This Is Your 2024 Wake Up Call:

h/t Mike and divemedic





If the Leftards ever see actual violence, it will be as a slapping sensation in the forehead, followed by eternal darkness and silence, as their corpses crumple to the ground.
NTTAWWT

Thursday, March 14, 2024

Narrative Whiplash

h/t WRSA




















When somebody's bullshit narrative whips around on itself 180°, so fast that they first step on their junk with cleats hard enough to make it bleed, and then continue so rapidly that they run right up their own ass headfirst, they have suffered a catastrophic Narrative Whiplash.

Usually that kind of thing hurts:

Or at least, it ought to.

Some of the more obvious previous historical examples are things like "We had to destroy the village in order to save it", "Globull Warming/GlobullCooling/Climate Change/Weather", "White hispanic", and "We can't afford $4B to build a wall, but we can afford $200B to take care of an army of illegal aliens".










Occam's Razor says that when you sound crazier than a shithouse rat, and have to flop around like a live fish in a frying pan to try and contort delusion into reality, you're done, and it's best to just admit you were full of shit all along, fess up to being caught at it, and slither away without adding further embarrassment.

Today's A Good Day To Be Somewhere Else
















With a forecast today for 71°, the sun will be shining, the birds out, and there's not a cloud in the sky. 
Feel free to amuse yourselves with the free ice cream from anyone on the blog list over on the right. We have a whole lot of nothing to be doing today, and none of it involves a keyboard anytime soon. Back when we feel like it, or everything closes for the day.

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

If It's Boeing, I'm Not Going

h/t cw


Important Tip

 h/t cw


One of these two memes is completely made up.
The important tip is: Don't Believe Everything You Read.

Tuesday, March 12, 2024